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What a miserable day. Call of Duty and some Yuengling before MNF…

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:14:10 -0500

What a miserable day. Call of Duty and some Yuengling before MNF…

newfilosofee: tanya77: arigreenberg: Publisher Would Like You...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:24:02 -0500

tanya77:

arigreenberg:

Publisher Would Like You to Buy Sarah Palin’s Actual Book, Not the Parody [Sarah Palin]

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What’s she so pissed about with the Newsweek cover? Looks like she does all her important photos in workout clothes.

I have sharp metal American flag pins on all my many tracksuits.

Riding home, right now.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:46:00 -0500

Riding home, right now.

I actually saw a biker totally bite it into the right rear door of a taxi as someone opened it...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:10:37 -0500

I actually saw a biker totally bite it into the right rear door of a taxi as someone opened it today. He just went full force right smack into it.

What is the etiquette on this? How long is too long to point and laugh?

A lady on the 4 train today looked like the “two weeks” lady in Total Recall. But her...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:13:40 -0500

A lady on the 4 train today looked like the “two weeks” lady in Total Recall. But her face didn’t come apart and Arnold Schwarzenegger was definitely not inside of her skull. MLIA.

starwarspics: On Vacation from the Death Star… WHEEEEEE!!!!!!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:40 -0500

starwarspics:

On Vacation from the Death Star…

WHEEEEEE!!!!!!

I am so swamped at work right now, I really don’t feel like the Tamer of Chaos.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:11:09 -0500

I am so swamped at work right now, I really don’t feel like the Tamer of Chaos.

Make Me Mighty

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:54:54 -0500

Make Me Mighty:

pterodactyls:

redpajamas:

bone-zone:

livejamie:

This website transforms your name into something epic. I am “Captain Jamiehawk: The Arch-friend”

I am “Doctor Tara Lincolnlor: The Bombastic.”

This is how I shall be signing documents from here to eternity.

The first time I tried it I got something with the word “Behemoth” and I didn’t like it so I tried it again and I got “Baronness Eringon The Vanquisher: Gaseous Cloud Ghost Guardian of Killer Angels and Some Dangerous Flying Insects.”

Bolded the accurate part.

Empress Victoria Johnsongon, The Skyforger: Human Asteroid From Beyond the Dogstar Cluster. How did they know?!

(Also: “A total eclipse of the heart is being performed to deliver your name”)

Captain Brewer Patriotolor: Tamer of Chaos, Eater of the Inferno

Giraffes!!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:24:47 -0500

Giraffes!!

So, this happened a while ago and I only feel comfortable...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

So, this happened a while ago and I only feel comfortable posting about it now.

I have an iPhone. One day, a few months ago, I showed some friends a picture on my photo library at lunch —- no big deal. Later that night, I was waiting in line for a comedy show with my roommate and I happened to take out my phone and open up the photo library. In that photo library was the above picture that I HAD NEVER TAKEN. No one could have gotten my phone during the day and it wasn’t attached to any email I received. The phone was never out of my sight all day.

Of course, I couldn’t get a sexy girl, an interesting building, or even a cute puppy —- I get a moustachioed, shirtless bro grinning at me. Does anybody know who this is? Was my phone hacked? How did this picture get on my phone?!? Needlesstosay, I was pretty weirded out by this whole situation, but this dude’s jaunty smile helped me from getting too worked up.

I didn’t know that traveling by sea was so popular they...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:03:00 -0500

I didn’t know that traveling by sea was so popular they needed to include it on this CNN Quick Vote.

“The boat’s all packed, we’re ready to sail to Grandma’s!”

Actually the terms “overconfident in his abilities” and “alcohol likely played a...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:14:27 -0500

Actually the terms “overconfident in his abilities” and “alcohol likely played a roll” could also be used to describe anytime I have tried to pick up a girl.

moderation: “Ninja” Impaled On Fence In Seattle After Failed...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:06:14 -0500

moderation:

“Ninja” Impaled On Fence In Seattle After Failed Leap

“…the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and alcohol likely played a role.”

Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:08:36 -0500

Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Photo

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:53 -0500

I just lost 20 Tumblarity points for “liking” a Black Keys/Mos Def song and then hitting...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:25:02 -0500

I just lost 20 Tumblarity points for “liking” a Black Keys/Mos Def song and then hitting refresh. WTF?! It is a great song!

newfilosofee: (via smichmoo)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:19:00 -0500

newfilosofee:

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danhacker: I don’t usually buy blu-rays, but these are must...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:45:22 -0500

danhacker:

I don’t usually buy blu-rays, but these are must have titles.

I am getting the same two after work today.

Is that bacteria that glows when it is near landmines anything...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:24:44 -0500

Is that bacteria that glows when it is near landmines anything like Frodo’s sword, Sting that glows when Orcs are near?

8 Ways Sarah Palin Contradicted Herself on Oprah

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:18:00 -0500

8 Ways Sarah Palin Contradicted Herself on Oprah:

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It just doesn’t matter. The people who love her don’t care and the people who can’t stand her are suprised it was only “eight” times in a 45 minute interview.