March 08, 2013

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
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I am the Brewer Patriot and I am from the great state of Pennsylvania, but I am in Brooklyn now. I am a Penn Stater married to an English lass and I am a lawyer. I read books, play the drums and have an awkward dog. I wear glasses sometimes. I have a beard sometimes. I can cook, I like to drink. I speak poor Italian. I lived in Rome for a while. I love Star Wars. I am a pop-culture trivia machine and I collect vinyl records I am 6 feet tall. That's about it.

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