A lady on the 4 train today looked like the “two weeks” lady in Total Recall. But her face didn’t come apart and Arnold Schwarzenegger was definitely not inside of her skull. MLIA.

starwarspics:

On Vacation from the Death Star…

WHEEEEEE!!!!!!

I am so swamped at work right now, I really don’t feel like the Tamer of Chaos.

pterodactyls:

redpajamas:

bone-zone:

livejamie:

This website transforms your name into something epic. I am “Captain Jamiehawk: The Arch-friend”

I am “Doctor Tara Lincolnlor: The Bombastic.”

This is how I shall be signing documents from here to eternity.

The first time I tried it I got something with the word “Behemoth” and I didn’t like it so I tried it again and I got “Baronness Eringon The Vanquisher: Gaseous Cloud Ghost Guardian of Killer Angels and Some Dangerous Flying Insects.”

Bolded the accurate part.

Empress Victoria Johnsongon, The Skyforger: Human Asteroid From Beyond the Dogstar Cluster.  How did they know?!

(Also: “A total eclipse of the heart is being performed to deliver your name”)

Captain Brewer Patriotolor: Tamer of Chaos, Eater of the Inferno

Giraffes!!

So, this happened a while ago and I only feel comfortable posting about it now.

I have an iPhone.  One day, a few months ago, I showed some friends a picture on my photo library at lunch —- no big deal.  Later that night, I was waiting in line for a comedy show with my roommate and I happened to take out my phone and open up the photo library.  In that photo library was the above picture that I HAD NEVER TAKEN.  No one could have gotten my phone during the day and it wasn’t attached to any email I received.  The phone was never out of my sight all day.

Of course, I couldn’t get a sexy girl, an interesting building, or even a cute puppy —- I get a moustachioed, shirtless bro grinning at me.  Does anybody know who this is?  Was my phone hacked?  How did this picture get on my phone?!?  Needlesstosay, I was pretty weirded out by this whole situation, but this dude’s jaunty smile helped me from getting too worked up.

I didn’t know that traveling by sea was so popular they needed to include it on this CNN Quick Vote.

“The boat’s all packed, we’re ready to sail to Grandma’s!”

Actually the terms “overconfident in his abilities” and “alcohol likely played a roll” could also be used to describe anytime I have tried to pick up a girl.

moderation:

“Ninja” Impaled On Fence In Seattle After Failed Leap

“…the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and alcohol likely played a role.”

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