January 2010
December 2009
I was out getting lunch and I walked by one of those places that will read your palm and tell your fortune. One of the psychics was sitting out front at a table and as I walked by, she said, “Want your fortune told?”
I said, “No way,” and kept walking. She then started hassling me and giving me sass for not coming in!
I said, “Calm down, if you were a real...
New Year's Resolution
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Schedule
Today: New Year’s party at my place tonight (email me if you are in the city and want to stop by)
Tomorrow: Glorious college football. Most importantly, PSU v. LSU in the Capital One Bowl.
Happy 34th Birthday, Tiger Woods!
I am sure this will be your best birthday yet because nothing weird or scandalous has happened to you at all in the last month!!
Dutch to use full body scans for U.S. flights -... →
newfilosofee:
seanscheidt:
i hate that we live in a world where this is the only option. I for one will be flying much less if they institute this in the states….i dont want tsa agents seeing me like that..or anyone really
what a joke.
They did this in Total Recall and I recall it detecting Arnold’s gun quite easily. If it helps me get through a security line quicker without having...
In the history of time, has it ever happened that when you decide to leave work a little early, that someone DIDN’T call or email just as you were about to leave giving you more work to do, thus thwarting your early exit?
Just bought tix to see the Steelers play the hated Ravens this weekend in the ‘burgh.
Akinator guessed Nikolai Gogol after about ten...
natface:
This thing is RIDICULOUS.
It took about 15 questions to get Bill Murray.
I am not usually the type to get star-struck, but both Alec Baldwin and Matt Damon were at the same restaurant that I was at tonight. I think that is a better-than-average 1-2 combo.
Breaking News...
Alec Baldwin is two tables away from us here at Nobu.
I wonder if when Tiger returns to golf, he can make an ad out of getting his nose and jaw broken by his wife when she swung his golf clubs at him.
“When that Big Bertha Diablo Driver came at me, not only could I see the enhanced surface area on the club face, I felt it as well.”
“As the new Nike Victory 7 Iron connected with my jaw, two of my teeth flew out and right down the...
Sometimes just to be subversive, I will type my text messages replacing my “I”s with lower-case “L”s. Those stupid idiots never know.
My friends from law school are getting into town tonight. My weekend entails:
Dinner/drinks tonight
Italian dinner in West Village Friday
Village Vanguard Friday night
Nobu for dinner Saturday
Comedy Cellar Saturday night
Copious drinking throughout
Recovery Sunday
A not-so-brief chat with Randall Stephenson of...
Here is a great rant from The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, a fake Steve Jobs website that skewers AT&T over their network failures:
“While I’m ranting, let me ask you something, Randall. At the risk of sounding like Glenn Beck Jr. — what the fuck has gone wrong with our country? Used to be, we were innovators. We were leaders. We were builders. We were engineers. We were the best and...
I came in early to get some extra hours in and I think I broke the copier. I was copying some things and it just stopped and said “INTERNAL COPY FUNCTION ERROR: CALL MAINTENANCE SERVICE” So I did the appropriate thing and just walked away, like I had never used it.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
- R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
Weightlifter Gives Birth to Surprise Baby During... →
vneckandacardigan:
Totally normal.
Add “surprise baby” to the list of words that do not go well together.
If I see fried onions listed on a sandwich’s ingredients, it makes me 72.9% times more likely to purchase it.
Am I the only person who really just did not like The Hurt Locker?
Just got $40 out of ATM. The previous person’s receipt was still in it, so being the ever-curious person I am, I checked the balance: $23,700.
Who keeps that much money in a freaking checking account!?!
It has become a sad commentary on life that simply because I am allowed to wear jeans to work today is cause for celebration.
Yes, I know there is a difference between Norway, where the lights were, and Sweden, where Tiger’s wife is from.
Oh no, a geographically inaccurate joke on the internet!
You guys, I don’t think it is a coincidence that a few days after Tiger’s wife finds out about his “transgressions” that there are weird lights over her supposed homeland. She is obviously an alien and has called in reinforcements. Case closed.
