January 2012
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Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not...
WASHINGTON—Saying he came bearing an important message from the past, a stranger from the year 1998 appeared on the Capitol steps Thursday and urged voters not to elect Newt Gingrich president in 2012. “In the late 20th century, Newt Gingrich is a complete disgrace!” said the time-traveling man, warning Americans that 14 years in the not-so-distant past, Gingrich becomes the only...
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56% of registered voters said they'd vote yes if... →
This is amazing — and 100% believable — to me. But it is also interesting that, “Support for the “replace them all’’ option ran across the political spectrum, drawing 55% of self-identified liberals, 55% of moderates and 58% of conservatives.”
Everyone hates everyone.
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When I was on the subway this morning, I saw a guy my age who looked totally normal get on the train wearing a giant button on his coat with President Obama’s face on it and then the Ghostbusters red line through it. I thought, Thanks, guy, for giving me the advance heads up that I don’t want to have anything to do with you.
At the all-you-can-eat taco deal at Mexicue tonight, I didn’t eat as many delicious tacos as I thought I was going to eat.
I can’t tell whether I am impressed or disgusted with myself.
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No, I don’t want you, Boingo Hotspot! Nobody wants you!
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bbones:
seriously burst out laughing at this holy shit
I don’t know … I … I was watching and thinking WTF is THIS??!! And then … and then it happened and I laughed really hard and I don’t even know why. It’s just really, really, funny.
Following my own rules —- if I actually laugh out loud, it gets an automatic reblog.
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Every time I eat an apple, for the next 15 minutes, I am certain that one or more of my teeth have been loosened and will fall out at any moment.
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You this read wrong.
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The Saddest Two Sentences Ever Written
coolerthanthat:
“And to Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.”
This picture of the Olive Garden looks just like the Olive Garden in State College! What are the odds?!?!
What's On Tonight
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Everyone is back tonight and they all have decent guests, but HOLY CRAP listen to this lineup on Leno tonight: Whitney Cummings, Snooki, and musical guest will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. This is the most Leno lineup imaginable. Like, if you figured out a way to concentrate all the years of all the shows he has done into a test tube of 100% Leno extract, this is what you...
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December 2011
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Got a call at 7:45 this morning that there is no power at the office today. That means coffee, video games and possibly record shopping. What a nice little Wednesday has been set up for me.
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Designlove: Killspencer Korean War-era weekend...
ilmeccanico:
This has been on a few blogs, but that makes Killspencer’s repurposed Korean War-era tarp weekend bag no less awesome. Clean, recycled, beautifully crafted — whats not to like. So if you have $350.- to spare, please don’t hesitate to get me one. And one for yourself, while you’re at it.
My fiance got me this for Christmas and it is just as well put together as it looks in these...
