February 2012
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
37 posts
Jan 31st
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Why Romney Hates Republicans
“…it is a relief that Romney does not believe the nonsense he spouts during the campaign. But the persistent awkwardness of Romney’s campaign style reflects this basic tension. It’s easy to try to persuade somebody for whom you have basic respect. It’s persuading somebody whom you consider stupid — but must conceal any trace of your disdain — that’s excruciatingly difficult. Romney’s...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Wow, I just realized I passed the four-year mark on here over the weekend.  January 27, 2008, yikes!  What a terrible first post! My third post was a reblog of a Tina Fey scene from 30 Rock, so I got the hang of things pretty quickly.
Jan 30th
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Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not...
WASHINGTON—Saying he came bearing an important message from the past, a stranger from the year 1998 appeared on the Capitol steps Thursday and urged voters not to elect Newt Gingrich president in 2012. “In the late 20th century, Newt Gingrich is a complete disgrace!” said the time-traveling man, warning Americans that 14 years in the not-so-distant past, Gingrich becomes the only...
Jan 26th
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56% of registered voters said they'd vote yes if... →
This is amazing — and 100% believable — to me.  But it is also interesting that, “Support for the “replace them all’’ option ran across the political spectrum, drawing 55% of self-identified liberals, 55% of moderates and 58% of conservatives.” Everyone hates everyone.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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When I was on the subway this morning, I saw a guy my age who looked totally normal get on the train wearing a giant button on his coat with President Obama’s face on it and then the Ghostbusters red line through it.  I thought, Thanks, guy, for giving me the advance heads up that I don’t want to have anything to do with you.
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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At the all-you-can-eat taco deal at Mexicue tonight, I didn’t eat as many delicious tacos as I thought I was going to eat. I can’t tell whether I am impressed or disgusted with myself.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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No, I don’t want you, Boingo Hotspot! Nobody wants you!
Jan 13th
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WatchWatch
smutandeggs: bbones: seriously burst out laughing at this holy shit I don’t know … I … I was watching and thinking WTF is THIS??!! And then … and then it happened and I laughed really hard and I don’t even know why. It’s just really, really, funny. Following my own rules —- if I actually laugh out loud, it gets an automatic reblog.
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Every time I eat an apple, for the next 15 minutes, I am certain that one or more of my teeth have been loosened and will fall out at any moment.
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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You this read wrong.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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The Saddest Two Sentences Ever Written
coolerthanthat: “And to Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.” This picture of the Olive Garden looks just like the Olive Garden in State College! What are the odds?!?!
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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What's On Tonight
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Everyone is back tonight and they all have decent guests, but HOLY CRAP listen to this lineup on Leno tonight: Whitney Cummings, Snooki, and musical guest will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. This is the most Leno lineup imaginable. Like, if you figured out a way to concentrate all the years of all the shows he has done into a test tube of 100% Leno extract, this is what you...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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