No, I Get It

Miami to NYC this morning.

Fact:  The idiots who say “Which one?” after you tell them you got a haircut are the same idiots who ask if it is hot enough for you on a 90-degree day.

It is fascinating to me that I can build a computer from various bits and pieces, I can set up complex audio systems and computer networks, but I cannot successfully transfer a call or make a three-way (ed note. - HA!) call on my work phone.

Sometimes when I get in fights with jerks, I’ll say something like, “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?!?!”  Then I reach in my pocket and pull out a packet of Hawaiian Punch powder and the jerk usually laughs because he was expecting me to punch him.  That’s when I open the packet real quick and throw the powder in his eyes.  The jerk usually stops laughing once he realizes he’s been blinded and I’ve stabbed him a few times.

tic-tac-toe:

laoprod:

movieoftheday:

Shaun: Oh, my God. She’s so drunk!

[via EDSBS]

The holiday cups came out at my Starbucks today.  I don’t care what all the haters say, I don’t have a problem with extending the “holiday season” up to Nov. 1.  If it means people are in a bit better spirits, everything has a bit more decoration, and there is a general buzz of some unknown excitement in the air, then I am all for it.

(via annahinks)

Seeing Ricky on Thursday night at Carnegie Hall.

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:fridaynightlights: (via The Onion)

What is up with sites that don’t put their entire posts on Google Reader and only have the first couple lines?  Maybe some of us are at work trying to read your stupid site that is blocked by the work web filter and can only read it on Google Reader.  STOP MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT!