WASHINGTON—Saying he came bearing an important message from the past, a stranger from the year 1998 appeared on the Capitol steps Thursday and urged voters not to elect Newt Gingrich president in 2012. “In the late 20th century, Newt Gingrich is a complete disgrace!” said the time-traveling man, warning Americans that 14 years in the not-so-distant past, Gingrich becomes the only speaker in the history of the House of Representatives to be found guilty on ethics charges, and is later forced to resign. ”In my time, he shuts down the federal government for 28 days because his feelings get hurt over having to sit at the back of Air Force One. Gingrich gets our president impeached for lying about marital infidelities when, at the same time, Gingrich himself is engaged in his own extramarital affairs. And for God’s sake, he divorced his first wife after she was diagnosed with cancer. Won’t anyone listen to me?!?” When asked about Donald Trump, the time-traveler said he had no information on the man, as no one from 1998 cared about a ”washed-up fake millionaire.”

(Source: The Onion)

This is amazing — and 100% believable — to me.  But it is also interesting that, “Support for the “replace them all’’ option ran across the political spectrum, drawing 55% of self-identified liberals, 55% of moderates and 58% of conservatives.”

Everyone hates everyone.

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thefrogman:

I did not see that coming. 

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skeetonmischa:

Patton Oswalt.

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When I was on the subway this morning, I saw a guy my age who looked totally normal get on the train wearing a giant button on his coat with President Obama’s face on it and then the Ghostbusters red line through it.  I thought, Thanks, guy, for giving me the advance heads up that I don’t want to have anything to do with you.

missblogger:

Believe deep down in your heart that you’re destined to do great things. - Joe Paterno 

December 21, 1926 - January 22, 2012

Rest in Peace, JoePa.

Jaw-dropping Yosemite time lapse. (via Time lapse: Yosemite | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine)

At the all-you-can-eat taco deal at Mexicue tonight, I didn’t eat as many delicious tacos as I thought I was going to eat.

I can’t tell whether I am impressed or disgusted with myself.

We took some pics for save the dates this weekend.  I don’t think that we will use this one as I am not 100% confident my relatives want us downing beers on the cover of their save the date. 

But I did like this one - especially with the switched allegiances shirts - Penn State for me and England rugby for her. 

I bought this deal a while ago and we are taking care of business tonight!  $25 for all you can eat tacos and all you can drink beer for 90 minutes.  

My wedding diet has obviously been put on hold for one glorious evening.

Currently.  

Huddersfield v. Doncaster

starwarsstoryteller:

HAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PQP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
retrogaminghipster:

I have a ship, it’s alright. You’ve probably never heard of it.

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black-and-white:

York Minster (by piperand)

No, I don’t want you, Boingo Hotspot! Nobody wants you!